Riddle of the day
10:47 (GMT+2), Wed, 30 January 2013
Q: What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
A: A river.
Door Bell Joke
09:59 (GMT+2), Mon, 21 January 2013
Door Bell Joke
Everyone loved Priest John. He was a happy jolly fellow always willing to help or lend a hand. One time John was walking down the street humming a tune...
Present Joke
09:56 (GMT+2), Mon, 21 January 2013
Husband Jokes
John gingerly walked up to the sales lady in the clothing store “I would like to buy my wife a pretty pink scarf. ” “How cute”...
Red truck
08:21 (GMT+2), Fri, 14 December 2012
Red truck
A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!" The operator said,...
Four Business Dads
11:19 (GMT+2), Fri, 23 November 2012
Four Business Dads
Once there were four business men. They were sitting on a bench in a hospital waiting room because their wives were having babies.
A nurse comes...
Three men on a hill
11:07 (GMT+2), Fri, 23 November 2012
Three men on a hill
There were three men on a hill with their watches.
The first man threw his watch down the hill and it broke.
The second man threw his watch...
Tiger's Snack
11:03 (GMT+2), Fri, 23 November 2012
Tiger's Snack
A tiger was walking through the jungle one day and saw two men relaxing under a tree. One was reading a newspaper, and the other was working feverishly...
911 CALL
01:00 (GMT+2), Mon, 12 November 2012
911 CALL
There was a blonde that lived in a small house on the corner of 4th Avenue. She had a small shed in her backyard where she kept gardening tools. One...
Investigator
00:00 (GMT+2), Mon, 12 November 2012
INVESTIGATOR
Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator.
New pastor
00:00 (GMT+2), Mon, 12 November 2012
NEW PASTOR
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated...
TWO WORDS
00:00 (GMT+2), Mon, 12 November 2012
TWO WORDS
A prince had a curse put on him when he was a little boy. He could only speak two words every year. But, if he didn't speak for a whole year, he would...
Lighoofdig
14:58 (GMT+2), Fri, 09 November 2012
LIGHOOFDIG
Die boer was bekend daarvoor dat hy nooit iets vir die kerk wou gee nie, want volgens hom word dit verkwansel op sendings in donker Afrika. ...